Dear Owl Customers...Part One

DO NOT ASK ABOUT MY ETHNICITY; IT'S RUDE AND NONE OF YOUR COTTON-PICKIN BUSINESS.  IT HAS NO BEARING ON HOW I SERVE YOU FOOD OR HOW YOUR FOOD WILL TASTE.  STOP ASKING OR ELSE I WILL CITE LUKE 13:28, "THERE WILL BE WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH," AND THEN PERFORM SOME VERBAL ROUNDHOUSE KICK ON YOU.  DEFINITELY WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH HAPPENIN UP IN HOOTERS.  DO NOT EVEN FOR ONE SECOND TELL ME I LOOK EXOTIC AND THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF MY NAME BEFORE.  HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE NAME WATERMELONESHA?  NEITHER HAVE I.  DOESN'T MAKE IT ANYMORE EXOTIC OR DIFFERENT.  I WILL GIVE YOU THE HARDEST SIDE EYE I COULD MUSTER EVERY TIME DESPITE MY BOSS TELLING ME TO BE NICE TO YA'LL.  I GIVE HIM THE SIDE EYE AS WELL. 

Thanks for reading, if you can,


JLG