The following is a serious conversation concerning the scarf depicted below in a previous post about this week's thrift shop finds.
me: Internet thief
Stephanie: whatchu mean?
me: my peruvian scarf; you're planning on stealing it!
Stephanie: oh yeah. that shit is mine no question
me: ._. ok, you're no longer invited to my wedding.
Stephanie: LOL
me: heffalump. you are so smug.
Stephanie: I just think it's rude that you would purchase that and not think that I'd want it, like do you not know me? I don't understand
me: I purchase a lot of things that you would want that I have yet to showcase.
I will be selling some things in my online store starting the week after next
I will be selling some things in my online store starting the week after next
Stephanie: yeah, let's get that started. and I need a VIP pre-sale
me: Have you thought about your actions? If you repent I will repeal my wedding non invite mandate
Stephanie: I want that scarf.
me: I will snatch you bald-headed. You will get SNATCH! No ed on the end
I'm headed to a meeting
I'm headed to a meeting
you have one hour to think about your perverse actions
Stephanie: you're gna give me that scarf
me: I'm back. Have you changed your cotton picking mind yet?
Stephanie: nope
me: ok, now you're about to become the subject of a facebook status
Stephanie: LOL Jacinta, you must've seen it and thought, "this is perfect for Stephanie, I can't wait to give it to her"
me: It is done. The status.
Stephanie's new status message - http://guyanesegold.tumblr.
Stephanie: everyone thinks you should give it me
me: who is everyone. i should throw a plump strawberry at your head.
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